Saw give birth to written composition —— about a high school recently my hind palace, so, myself also is achieved made up.
最近看了一个关于一个高中生写的作文——朕的后宫，所以呢，我自己也创编了一篇。
If I am the word of an emperor, my Chinese is my empress, how to say, chinese is one of my strong points, he all the time very firm, so, the Gong Zhi after this advocate behoove she is competent. This is the account that he gets my heart greatly all the time, in beautiful beautiful 3000 in cannot the reason of shake.
假如我是一个皇帝的话，我的语文就是我的皇后，怎么说呢，语文是我的强项之一，他一直很稳，所以呢，这后宫之主理应她胜任。这是他一直深得朕心的原因，在佳丽三千中不可撼动的原因。
The maths as to me, can calculate high-ranked imperial concubine only, because I are small class hour maths is particularly good, when pouring junior high school, do not have so fierce, but also can calculate only therein went up. Can be really: Cheng Chong unlike in those days ah!
至于朕的数学嘛，只能算贵妃，因为朕小学时数学特别好，倒了初中时就没有那么厉害了，的但也只能算个中上了。可真是：盛宠不比当年呀！
My English is my Zhao Yi, although true English is very poor very poor, pass mark is very lucky, but I also must constantly keep an eye on, although often be met on the way desolate she, run to oneself to stop Gong Tu is kosher, but, always also should do perfunctorily because when she has a powerful a married woman's parents' home to help me take an exam, —— makes land!
朕的英语是朕的昭仪，虽然真的英语很差很差，及格都是万幸，但是朕也必须时时关照，虽然经常会半路冷落她，跑到自己寝宫图个清净，但是，敷衍也总是要做的吧——因为她有个强大的娘家帮朕考试时打江山！
My biology is my heart the wife of a prince, but —— likes her not at all really, but, the teacher's life must from, for what will come in one's deceased father, like her so that be forced! Want to infiltrate her really limbo ah!
朕的生物是朕的德妃，可是——真的一点也不喜欢她，但是，老师之命不得不从，为了将来的中考，得被迫喜欢她！真想把她打入冷宫啊！
What I are very fond of quite is the history ability person and politics ability person, they can be my bosom friend. With the history ability person is together very relaxed, very happy! And with politics ability person is together very peaceful, make me additional very much kind of bypass ah! So, I want advance they are the wife of a prince!
朕比较疼爱的是历史才人与政治才人，她们可以算是朕的知己了。和历史才人在一起很轻松，很快乐！而和政治才人在一起很恬静，很令朕另类旁通啊！所以呢，朕要晋她们为妃位！
Alas, be infiltrated by me that geographical noble of limbo writes a composition really inquietude sign save worry, run into my bedroom palace almost everyday, forcing I bestow favor on favour her, I are not had really to geographical noble language.
唉，被朕打入冷宫的那个地理贵人作文真不宁朕省心，三天两头跑进朕的寝宫，逼着朕宠幸她，朕对地理贵人真的无语。
Study by oneself in scheduled time late now, high-ranked imperial concubine and clear appearance boiled Wan to fill to me soup, the …… that Dan Zhen does not know to who drink first at this moment, empress carried a dish of big eat to me! Alas, suffer from a life! How can drink so much person at a heat, eat so much? Nevertheless, empress is me wife, I are forced to be being borne good gracious eat, drinking Zhao Yi's boiling water, next …… not, does art —— grow a princess how to come back? The forehead, she is to give me build by laying bricks or stones crock good tea delivers to me! Not bad, it is a cup of …… only not! Be one crock tea! Back-to-back, person of what expensive talent, I were not to have so much thing really! The fawn on that still is me ability person of music of woman good —— . Have fawn on only the woman just is to wait for me sincerely, other woman idea tries sign of kill with poison ah! Only she just is to loving me heart and soul!
今日晚自习，贵妃和昭仪都给朕熬了豌补汤，但朕不知先喝谁的……这时，皇后给朕端了一盘大餐来！唉，苦命！怎么能一口气喝那么多人，吃那么多呢？不过，皇后是朕的正妻，朕只好忍着乖乖吃完了，在喝昭仪的汤，然后……不，美术——长公主怎么回来呢？额，她是给朕砌了壶好茶给朕送来！还好，只是一杯……不！是一壶茶啊！紧接着，什么贵人才人啊，朕实在是吃不了这么多东西！还是朕的媚娘好——音乐才人。只有媚娘才是真心待朕，其他女人都想法设法毒死朕啊！只有她才是全心全意爱着朕呀！
On levee, a lot of chancellery take word, call me to put to death fawn on woman, how is this likely? Fawn on the true love that the woman is me!
早朝上，许多大臣进言，叫朕处死媚娘，这怎么可能？媚娘是朕的挚爱！
My card farther-in-law Yours Excellency, the dad of empress: The emperor, you are the gentleman of one country, cannot be reluctant to leave an imperial concubine alone alone! Palace all is touched because of bounty after! So, for the imperial court in the future development, ask the emperor to put to death Wu Cai's person!
朕的正牌岳父大人，皇后的爹爹道：皇上呀，您是一国之君，不可独独留恋一个妃子啊！后宫因雨露均沾啊！所以，为了朝廷日后的发展，请皇上处死武才人！
“ official waits for ” of second a motion
“臣等附议”
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This helps damn old thing! But how can he take them to do again?
这帮该死的老东西！但是他又能拿他们怎么办呢？
I knew “ , the person cannot kill Dan Wucai, the Gong Yulou after I can be accomplished all touchs. ”
“朕知道了，但武才人不能杀，朕会做到后宫雨露均沾的。”(文/萱妍)