” of bolus of “ piddle ox, divine horse thing? Are you also full of doubt euqally with me? I introduce now, the ” of “ glory history that I take piddle ox pill for the first time!
“撒尿牛丸”，神马东西？你是不是也同我一样充满疑惑？现在我就介绍一下，我第一次吃撒尿牛丸的“光荣历史”吧！
To me this “ that does not love without place eats goods ” for, hear father to order piddle ox ball in chaffy dish inn for the first time when this dish, really one kind meets the feeling that hates evening. Can see its name, a bit disgusting his Mom boast is disgusting heart of —— likes and dislikes. But I think again, the more this is planted curious and eccentric name, jump over extraordinary the more, look at the meatball that rolls up and down in boiler, each is roused elephantine ping-pong is euqally, my saliva is “ flies already flow to issue 3000 feet ” continuously, a “ has boiled mom ” , the soldier that I resemble receiving pressing job is same, the situation with the as sudden as lightning begins to execute an order. Bolus of this piddle ox is really piquant, I was placed several times, it was twisting greasy body to escape however, I not disgrace mission, see punctual opportunity, move quickly, both hands exerts oneself to do sth. , piddle ox bolus was clipped by me eventually. Who knows a chopstick to just was lifted in the air, hear ” of “ bang Da only, accompanying a shriek twice, piddle ox bolus dashs ahead without thinking his safety unexpectedly jump into chaffy dish again, resembling boiler is a magnetic force exceeds strong magnetic field, and Niu Wan turned him into one Tuo iron to be sucked, it is “ really one stone arouses 1000 billow ” , the instant, white shirt of mom, blush egg …… of father is splashed went up the soup juice that full of stains or spots dot nods. Circle of my apricot eye is opened, one face is worn innocently they two, bolus of “ this make water as expected deserve the reputations one enjoys, still write a composition to did not leave eat, with respect to make water ” of both of you a suit. Father is covering boiling hot half face: “ eldest sister, do you prepare to take two my very hot moves? Closed after the Fu before I had laughed at ” !来自作文吧 zUOwENbA.net
对于我这个无所不爱的“吃货”来说，第一次在火锅店听到爸爸点撒尿牛丸这道菜时，真有一种相见恨晚的感觉。可一看它的名字，又有点恶心***夸恶心——好恶心。可是我又想，越是这种稀奇古怪的名字，越是越与众不同，看着锅里上下翻滚的肉丸子，个个鼓得象乒乓球一样，我的口水早已是“飞流直下三千尺”了，妈妈一句“煮好了”，我便像接到紧急任务的士兵一样，以迅雷不及掩耳之势开始执行命令。这撒尿牛丸真是调皮，我夹了好几下，它却扭着滑溜溜的身体逃脱了，我不辱使命，看准时机，迅速出手，双手一用力，撒尿牛丸终于被我夹住了。谁知筷子刚举到半空中，只听见“啪嗒”一声，伴随着两声尖叫，撒尿牛丸竟奋不顾身的又跳进了火锅里，就像锅是一个磁力超强的磁场，而牛丸把自己变成了一坨铁被吸了进去，真是“一石激起千层浪”，瞬间，妈妈的白衬衫，爸爸的红脸蛋……都溅上了斑斑点点的汤汁。我杏眼圆睁，一脸无辜地着他们俩，“这尿丸儿果然名不虚传，还作文没开吃，就尿了你俩一身”。爸爸捂着滚烫了半边脸：“大姐，你准备把我俩一起烫着吃吗？”我已经笑到前俯后合了！
“ eats one chasm to grow one wisdom ” , absorb a moment ago experience, this I prepare gently clip to rise, but the bronco that Niu Wan stubborns and intractable like, how do you direct at one's convenience, it is not obedient, although I expended a tremedous effort, but it does not go up namely set, do not have method I also can exert “ kills ability ” surely, then, I take a strainer, write down “ sea floor to gain ” god result, subdued it easy to doly. End is heard to the side of the mouth, ah! Really sweet still, I cannot have been described with too impatient to wait, that cries really fraught, go down readily, when listen to “ Chi ” only, one rolls the flow of soup, be just as archery general in the middle of my between the eyebrows, another side spray 4 shoot, brush together brush the ground to shoot the red cheek to father, so ” of bolus of ox of this “ piddle still hides mystery. I and father are ironed to get grin of tooth of give a talking-to immediately, the mom that sits by laughs so that fall aside, beautiful branch chaos quivers. Take pleasure in other's misfortune the ground says, this is the glamour of piddle ox bolus, “ is impatient cannot eat bovine a round mass of food! ”
“吃一堑长一智”，吸取刚才的经验，这次我准备轻轻地夹起，可牛丸就像一个桀骜不驯的野马，任凭你怎么指挥，它就是不听话，尽管我费了九牛二虎之力，可它就是不上套，没办法我也只能使出“必杀技”，于是，我抄起一个漏勺，一记“海底捞”神功，轻而易举地就制服了它。端到嘴边一闻，嗬！还真是香啊，我已经不能用迫不及待来形容了，那真叫心急如焚，一口下去，只听“哧”的一声，一股滚汤的水流，犹如射箭一般正中我的眉心，另一侧水花四射，齐刷刷地射向爸爸的红脸蛋，原来这“撒尿牛丸”还暗藏玄机呢。我和爸爸顿时被烫得呲牙咧嘴，坐在旁边的妈妈笑得倒在一边，花枝乱颤。幸灾乐祸地说，这就是撒尿牛丸的魅力，“心急吃不了牛丸子呀！”
“ is really delicious! Have chew interest, bouncy, it is labial tine stays really sweet ah! ” I can't help praising again and again. It is …… this only I take the advantage of father to be without guard against, place gently again remove, aim at father's face, the bite that exert all one's strength go down …… is breathed out, be in today, father's face turned real flush with anger into the egg.
“真好吃啊！有嚼劲儿，又有弹性，真是唇齿留香啊！”我不禁频频称赞。只是这一次……我趁爸爸毫无防备，又轻轻地夹起一个，瞄准爸爸的脸，使劲的咬了下去……哈哈，就在今天，爸爸的脸变成了真正的红脸蛋。(文/王馨翌)