Since last after Henan province issues a policy about rainstorm, every has gules rainstorm early-warning, the school is met suspend class.
自从上次河南省发布关于暴雨的一项政策后，凡有红色暴雨预警，学校便会停课。
But nearly a few weeks since, gules early-warning got already more than, had not seen a true torrential rain however. These early-warning already were offended gave many jest.
可近几周以来，红色预警受到了已经不止一次，却没见过一场真正的暴雨。这些预警已惹出了不少笑话。
A day of holiday before the exam, did not know classmates to see the information of as a result of rainstorm suspend class from where. Plus the exercise quantity that day does not calculate at that time too much, so everybody wants to put a true holiday to oneself, in succession " lie smooth " , prepare the following day, taking the advantage of rain to keep operation slowly again. Can wait one day, did not see from beginning to end too heavy rain.
考试前的一天假期，不知同学们从何处见到了由于暴雨而停课的消息。再加上当时那天的作业量不算太多，所以大家想要给自己放一个真正的假期，纷纷“躺平”，准备第二天，趁着下雨再去慢慢写完作业。可等了一天，始终没见太大雨。
Be said in announcement of no less than the following day, I as before, it is curtilage in the home. Still drinking milk in me when, mobile phone noise had news of clew of a message, I open a mobile phone to look, it is the wants return to school after the vacation message that classmaster Mr. Zhao sends unexpectedly. I immediately confused, as lie one of smooth main forces, my exercise was not written for certain, the mother also discovered this when helping me clear away the thing such as satchel. Need not say, be unavoidable to scold for certain, be my fault after all.
第二天正如通知中所说，我依旧，宅在家里。就在我还喝着牛奶时，手机响起了一阵消息提示音，我打开手机一看，竟是班主任赵老师发的要返校的消息。我顿时慌了，作为躺平大军中的一员，我的作业肯定没有写完，母亲在帮我收拾书包等东西时也发现了这一点。不用说，肯定是免不了一顿骂的，毕竟是我错了。
Return class when me, the person has not come a few in those days, I am buried immediately below study, it is filling exercise actually, crossed for a long time to also did not hear talking voice, it may be said is very abnormal. I look up sweep circuit, understood probably, it is everybody was cheated by rainstorm so.
当我回到班级，那时人还没来几个，我便立刻埋下头学习，其实是补作业，过了许久也没听见说话声，可谓是十分反常。我抬头环视了一圈，大概明白了，原来是大家都被暴雨骗了。
This not, today last class. Chemical teacher goes, preparing to attend class, be called suddenly, what did historical teacher say to him, he is returned again say to us in the classroom, "Clear away good thing, classes are over now. " this word, whole class blast opened boiler, hair from the heart cannot help the ground laughed. Chemical teacher spoke one, "Do not attend chemical class, are you very happy be? " what immediately the mood of classmates produced 180 degrees is big turn, the model had appearance ground to cry, return be mingled with to wear that hard of bury happy.
这不，今天最后一节课。化学老师走进来，正在准备上课，突然被叫出去，历史老师对他说了些什么，他又回到教室里对我们说，“收拾好东西，现在放学。”此话一出，全班炸开了锅，发自内心的忍不住地笑了出来。化学老师调侃了一句，“不上化学课，你们都很开心是吧？”顿时同学们的情绪发生了180度的大转弯，有模有样地哭了起来，还夹杂着那难以掩埋的开心。
This rain is like a destiny general, opened to us another fun.
这雨就如命运一般，给我们开了一个又一个玩笑。