Of I and my Mom " war " be in everyday almost happen, but today's more intense than wanting before.
我和我妈的“战争”几乎每天都在发生，但今天的比以往都要激烈。
"Period how much does Sino-British language take an examination of? " mom is taking a ferule to look at me angrily.
“期中英语考多少？”妈妈拿着戒尺愤怒地看着我。
"9... 9... 10... 3... " my voice is smaller and smaller.
“九……九……十……三……”我的声音越来越小。
Mom brows is knitted, open emmagee mouth: "How to return a responsibility? How so little? Don't you say to you can take an examination of 95 cent above? A few minutes that was eaten by you? Ask a teacher? Did ego think over? Take an examination of that a few minutes able... "
妈妈眉头一皱，开启了机关枪嘴巴：“怎么回事？怎么那么少？你不说能考95分以上吗？那几分被你吃了？有没有问老师？自我反思了吗？考那几分能干嘛……”
Hear this word, I am unwilling give the impression of weakness, launched " the nucleus plays " retaliate:
听到这话，我不甘示弱，发射了一枚“核弹”回敬：
Not with respect to small error? Not with respect to small error??
不就一点小失误吗？”
Flashy, mom a few hair " missile " fly: "Error, error, it is this reason every time, you can be broken a few times by accident ah! You can be broken a few times by accident ah!!
一瞬间，妈妈几十发“导弹”飞来：“失误，失误，每次都是这个理由，你能失几十次误啊！”
I am hit so that do not have the force that ward off blows, pull out rapidly.
我被打得没有招架之力，赶紧撤退。
Mom exploit a victory is pursued and attack, begin to turn over old Zhang: "Last time... last week... the day before yesterday... "
妈妈乘胜追击，开始翻旧账：“上一次……上周……前天……”
I am enraged not gently, came directly answer a horse kill: "This too difficult, have a lot of won't! Have a lot of won't!!
我气得不轻，直接来了个回马杀：“这次太难了，有很多不会的！”
I sit on the bed, there is a toy in the hand. "War " enter armistice state temporarily.
我坐在床上，手里摆弄着玩具。“战争”暂时进入休战状态。
Very fast, the mom with good rest and reorganization initiated the 2nd round to me " attack " :
很快，休整好的妈妈向我发起了第二轮“攻击”：
"Did not play, why to take an examination of so little? Why to take an examination of so little??
“别玩了，为什么考那么少？”
"Does study method search was opposite? "Does study method search was opposite??
“学习方法找对了吗？”
"This is not reason. "This is not reason..
“这不是理由。”
"Say, you say then! You say then!!
“说，你接着说呀！”
"What plan is there below? "What plan is there below??
“下面有什么打算？”
The 2nd round " war " mom is obtained greatly get the better of completely, be rendered speechless of my whole journey, be forced gloomy ground hides into the bedroom, carry a black bear of the head of a bed to hold pillow in the arms, beat madly suddenly.
第二轮“战争”妈妈大获全胜，我全程哑口无言，只好灰溜溜地躲进卧室，拎起床头狗熊抱枕，一顿狂捶。