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There was a trader once upon a time, he sells lance to sell aegis again already. One day, because the business is bad, he raves: The best lance on “ world, can piercing all aegis! ”

从前有个商人,他既卖矛又卖盾。有一天,因为生意不好,他就叫道:“世界上最好的矛,能刺穿所有的盾!”

People listened to buy lance. He raves again: The best aegis on “ world, can hold off all lance! ” people runs to buy aegis again.

人们一听就买下了矛。他又叫道:“世界上最好的盾,能挡住所有的矛!”人们又跑过来买盾。

Abrupt, a person says: How does “ prick your aegis to meet with your lance? The face of ” businessman is red, people go back lance and aegis.

突然,有一个人说:“用你的矛刺你的盾会怎么样?”商人的脸红了,人们都退回了矛和盾。

The businessman because this is very pained, he thought a few days. Eventually, he decides to sell lance only, but sold ten days only washed-up, because income is insufficient.

商人因此很苦恼,他思考了几天。终于,他决定只卖矛,可是只卖了十几天就不行了,因为收入不够。

He thought a few days afresh again, finally, he decides to wear this body dress to sell aegis in the morning, wear that body dress to sell lance afternoon. He sold more than 20 days, everyday it is good that the business carries a top on the head.

他又重新思考了几天,最后,他决定上午穿这身衣服去卖盾,下午穿那身衣服去卖矛。他卖了二十多天,每天生意都顶顶好。

But one day, his cousin is passed, chat together with him then, the cousin says: “ contradictory brother (the nickname that has to him) , hear you sell light once lance and aegis, is people retreated again? ”

可是有一天,他的表哥经过,于是和他一起聊天,表哥说:“矛盾兄弟(给他起的外号),听说你有一次卖光了矛和盾,人们又都退回来?”

As a result people knows he is the fellow that that each feels clever, removed lance and shield again.

结果人们知道他是那个自以为聪明的家伙,又把矛和盾退了回去。

Arrived in the evening, the businessman was asleep sadly. In the dream, a fairy says to him: You can go to “ learn a skill, call eloquence. ”

到了晚上,商人难过的睡着了。在梦里,有一位仙女对他说:“你可以去学一门技术,叫口才。”

After the businessman wakes, go seeking a teacher immediately, he has turned over hill to cross mountain, found an eloquence teacher. He learned 17 years over, after learning, he says good-bye to the teacher.

商人醒后,马上去找老师,他翻过山越过岭,找到了一位口才老师。他在那里学了17年,学成后他向老师告辞。

He returns home town, come to the town, he takes lance to cry greatly: Everybody sees “ quickly, how the dragon on this lance is terrible, the enemy looks be about to shrink back. People listens ” , give spear buy light.

他回到家乡,来到镇上,他拿起矛大喊:“大家快看,这矛上的龙多么可怕,敌人一看就要退缩。”人们一听,把矛给买光了。

He says again: “ everybody quick look, how the tiger on this aegis is fearsome, the enemy looks be about to faint! People listens ” , buy aegis again smooth.

他又说:“大家快瞧,这盾上的老虎多么吓人,敌人一看就要晕倒!”人们一听,又把盾买光了。

From now on any commodity he can sell with different kind go out, he also went up too happy and easy and comfortable life.

从此任何商品他都能以不同的方式卖出去,他也过上了幸福安逸的生活。(文/黄晔)