Everybody sees this theme, regular meeting feels object, because what everybody thinks is the labour pulling the land, labour that wash a bowl nevertheless, wash clothes labour …… these professions, the profession that I say, entirely domestic member holds a post of one's own accord! And …… of dry purposeful, task
大家看到这个题目，一定会感到不以为然吧，因为大家所想的不过是拖地工、洗碗工、洗衣工……这些职业吧，我所说的职业，全部都是家庭成员自愿任职的！而且干的有目的、任务……
NO. The 1 person that hold a post: Mom
NO。1任职者：妈妈
Profession: Detective
职业：侦探
One of these day, I and elder sister before ” of two “ little thief goes to the television secretly, open TV, grow had flavour ground to look, still burst out laughing a little while from time to time. ” of “ Dong, Dong, Dong alas, it is the sound that car wheel load builds to the well before my door! Press this time, be detective old Mom comes back! Before going up, a sudden big stride forward of ” of two “ little thief closed the television, take a book to the model has appearance ground “ to see ” at random rise. Mom takes aim into house those who see the elder sister is taken is fairy tale book " Pipilu is passed " , what I take is " thick black learn " , feel incorrect interest, stretch his hand felt television rear cover, discover ” of “ evidence of a crime! The ” of “ little thief that detective mom is risking cold sweat twice to us in a stern voice say: “ you are two, see TV be not reported, belong to peek, waiting for penalty! When before ” just said when detective two words, we ” of two “ little thief thinks chicanery, was given to be hit by ” of detective “ real guns and bullets however. But I two still struggle in do all one can, chicanery is worn. The book that you take “ , be abnormal! Television rear cover is calorific, be abnormal! Two kinds of evidence can prove you peeked TV! ” I and sister were lived by card thoroughly, be obliged darling be punished.出自 wwW.zuoWEnBA.nEt
某天，我和姐姐两个“小贼”偷偷潜到了电视机前，打开电视，有滋有味地看了起来，时不时还哈哈大笑一会儿。“咚、咚、咚”哎呀，是车轮压到我家门前水井盖的声音！按这个时间，是侦探老妈回来啦！两个“小贼”箭步上前将电视机关了，胡乱拿起一本书有模有样地“看”了起来。妈妈进屋瞄见姐姐拿的是童话书《皮皮鲁传》，我拿的是《厚黑学》，感到不对劲儿，便伸手摸了一下电视机后盖，发现“罪证”了！侦探妈妈对着我们两个正冒冷汗的“小贼”厉声说道：“你们两个，看电视不汇报，属于偷看，等着惩罚吧！”当侦探刚说完前两句话时，我们两个“小贼”就想狡辩，却被侦探的“真枪实弹”给打了回去。但我俩仍在奋力挣扎、狡辩着。“你们拿的书，不正常！电视机后盖发热，不正常！两种迹象可以证明你们偷看了电视！”我和姐姐彻底被卡住了，只得乖乖受罚。
NO. The 2 person that hold a post: Father
NO。2任职者：爸爸
Profession: Presiding judge
职业：审判长
The presiding judge begins to try law case immediately. Because “ still undertakes chicanery after ‘ crime ’ , so minor offence is punished again! You keep one Zhang Pei actor 100 minutes examination paper; You, go upstairs to learn lesson playing a part rapidly content prepare lessons before class! ” elder sister not throat prepares to go upstairs, take the advantage of a presiding judge carelessly, made a mask used as a toy to him, run quickly go upstairs; My sulkily sits beside desk to write had examination paper, developing a presiding judge to make a mask used as a toy from time to time. ” of smell of presiding judge “ is acute, was aware of us very quickly two ill-affected. He says: “ is upstairs, copy …… of what what what twice again! You, adapt two pieces. The clairaudient of ” elder sister is early ready, hear gallop next buildings and my ceaseless beg for mercy, but presiding judge impartial and incorruptible, face beg for leniency apathetic. Alas, go back write!
审判长马上开始审判案子了。“因‘犯罪’后还进行狡辩，所以轻罪重罚！你写一张培优100分试卷；你，上楼赶紧把下节课学习内容预习了！”姐姐一声不吭准备上楼，趁审判长不注意，冲他做了个鬼脸，奔上楼去；我闷闷不乐地坐在书桌旁写起了试卷，时不时冲着审判长做个鬼脸。审判长“嗅觉”灵敏，很快察觉到了我们两个的不服气。他说：“楼上的，再把啥啥啥……抄两遍！你，改写成两张。”姐姐的顺风耳早就准备好了，一听见便飞奔下楼和我一起不停求饶，但审判长铁面无私，面对求情无动于衷。唉，回去写字吧！
NO. The 3 person that hold a post: Elder sister
NO。3任职者：姐姐
Profession: Tutor
职业：家庭教师
As a result of me head turns to come nevertheless the turn of certain problem, so the elder sister is met at this moment ablaze come on stage, taking me to walk out of the crooked road like each dense fog: You see “ , 2 △ are 8, ﹦ of △ ＋ □ 12, that is first cipher out △ , the pedagogic capacity that calculates □ ……” elder sister again next gets test and verify ……
由于我脑子转不过来某些题的弯儿，所以姐姐这时会闪亮登场，带着我走出一个个迷雾般弯路：“你看，2个△是8，△＋□﹦12，那是不是先算出△，然后再算□……”姐姐的教师身份得到验证了……
This is 3 of my home freewill professions, and my criterion is in these 3 joy in professional personage care, happy ground to growing, blossomming my green flower.
这就是我家的三个自愿职业，而我则在这三个职业人士关爱中快乐、幸福地成长着，绽放着我青春的花朵。(文/邓雅琪)